Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Random Thoughts...

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why do they call it getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
What does OK actually mean?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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